" You have to be odd to be number one. "
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emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

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" Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. "
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" I’ll marry someone who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which. "

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

(Source: restless-dreamers-wander, via gefahrengebiete)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(Source: somedaybythestrokes, via fake-mermaid)